... this time from a 'prominent' Malaysian doctor (possibly not a doctor) via my beloved Sydsvenskan. Unfortunately, I am unable to locate the article on the website so you will have to take my word for it.
It seems that helpful when attempting to stave off the threat of the much over-hyped swine-flu one need only refrain from (a) homosexual relations and (b) masturbation.
The eminent alternative-medicinist (yes, that probably is a made-up word but using 'medic' seems to me wholly inappropriate) has suggested that said nefarious activities cause "friction heat which in turn leads to the body becoming hyperacidised" which we all know means we become more susceptible to disease... ahem.
Luckily for heterosexuals and people with no hands 'normal sexual relations' between members of the opposite sex are completely safe. Hmmmm. I'm confused. From what I have puzzled together from sex education classes, TV, books, chat with friends and family and actually having a child I have come to the perhaps naive conclusion that there is some element of friction in hetero sex too. To the library...
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