Härliga måndag

Nothing livens up an otherwise dull monday morning like an outlandish comment/article in the newspaper. Alas, I was not left disappointed this morning whilst glancing through Metro. I came across a small article about an actor (the one who plays Gustav Vasa in the Alecta adverts) who was stopped and handcuffed by undeground (as in the metro) security who felt he was drunk and acting aggressively. Nothing startling here per se but wait for it.... he's only gone and compared it to being raped. Oh dear!

Now I'm sure everyone has a bouncer/security guard with inflated ego on a power trip story. However, I also believe most would consider it a mild inconvenience, slightly irritating or even extremely annoying depending on one's temperament. But drawing comparisons to rape? BA-JEEBOS!!!

Let's hope no woman (or man for that matter) chooses him to confide in after being raped. I can just imagine his response...

"Oh god? Raped? That's not too good is it? Reminds me of the time I was detained by a security guard for half an hour. Now THAT was bad! Cake?"

This man ís a penis!

Whilst on the subject of penises (or peni)... a little something to lighten the mood. One of the kids (just turned 3) at my school informed me today that it's good to have some skin on your penis because it looks nice/pretty. It's also pretty when you put a flower in someones hair. Beautiful images, both.

Washing up calls. Boooo!